Homer Boy Modeling School
Telemachus is so hot right now!
The cinematic voyage of the year is almost here. A majestic tale of courage, perseverance and strappy leather sandals…
JK, I am clearly talking The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan’s latest Big Ass Movie (complimentary) and an adaptation of Homer’s (not that one) epic poem.
Release week MOTU buzz has been pretty quiet outside of Tomatometer debates and Denny’s commercials (idc got tix for Thursday). But Chris and the boys are kicking off their full-court promo press early, starting with this three-way GQ cover shoot that’s already one of the Summer’s best.
Not for any of the fits — tho who couldn’t use a flowy diaphanous tank or Belt By Artemas Quibble — but the full cast’s commitment to Blue Steel.
I mean?!?
Need textless version ASAP to craft HOW THE HOT POCKET LOOK AT U FROM INSIDE THE MICROWAVE meme.
And that’s just one pic!
Lewks-maxxing abounds; we also get fisticuff antics, that reflecting pool up top (shout out Plastic Little) and various props of enormous scale.
Thicc rope aside, nothing particularly... “Grecian” going on here.
Just goofin’ with the fellas!
Real wake me up before you go go hours.
Perhaps the lesson is that working on a Serious Epic Film, The Kind They Just Don’t Make Anymore and busting incredibly silly moves in even sillier outfits aren’t mutually exclusive pursuits.
Or maybe I just need an excuse to cop couture animal skins and heed the call to adventure on the himbo’s hero’s journey.
“When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?”
“Not yet... you gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.”
Air x Vegyn, Blue Moon Safari (Dir. Joshua Gordon) — Vegyn’s full-album rework of this electronica classique gets an appropriately strange and sweet visual companion that you can watch in a Parisian art museum or stream as a YouTube playlist from your favorite internet device.
Violet Grohl, Be Sweet To Me (nepo bangerrrs)
Bb trickz, “A La Mala” (always time for Cardigans)
B-Lovee ft. Slump Dotty “Groovy” (Dragonette drill?!?)
Liim, “R.I.P. Peace” (dir. 9oodkid)
Mýa ft. Too $hort, “Just A Little Bit” (beat is “Hobo Scratch” coded)
SFInBloom — IG clip of dudes blasting plant seeds from a Bug-A-Salt has led me down a delightful rabbit hole of native species rewilding and general kookery. “Hi, I’m Shalaco (rhymes w/ Calico). Why am I doing this? Why am I riding a onewheel planting native wildflowers from a shaker dressed like a bee? It was just the natural conclusion…”
NY Knicks “Lisan Al Gaib” hat (fear is the mind killer, Knicks in 4)
Totally Spies: Surveillance, Girlhood, & the Millennial Spy Complex
TMNT x GI Joe “Destro Krang” (thank u nostalgia ouroboros)
Lunachicks documentarians Ilya Chaiken & Jeanne Fury (go watch it)
Reginald VelJohnson (and Daddy Yankee?!?) in Onslaught trailer
Minions & Monsters Features A 15-Minute Section Spoken Entirely In Minionese
Playlists updated…